The article itself had some valuable advice from the Mayor about hard work, but the headline made me laugh. Surprisingly, this wasn't the first time I had heard the advice to limit your bathroom time to ensure business advancement so I had to go seek out the original source.
Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip, tackled the bladder/business advancement correlation years ago. Below is a "Bloombert" update to the classic Dilbert lesson about the importance of bladder capacity to career success.